Wednesday, July 30, 2008

"Eat Durians...Lost my shoes...and then we went to SMU"

Aiyah, the J is taking a break. Good good. Got more space to do my own thing.

* Dedicated to Mitsuo-san (Mi-chan) Yousuke-san (You-chan), Kazuhiro san and Sayuka san.

What a day. It was quite gay actually, having spent more than 24hrs with Mi-chan! The night before, on the 28th of July, we were in JB with Yayoi-san. She needed to leave Singapore due to some visa issues.

Let's cut a long story short shall we? Before heading back to Singapore the next day, Mi-chan wanted to buy some durians, however, we ended up buying durians and mangosteens, the king and queen of fruits! Now my car reeks of durians, arghh! But nice perfume for the car though.

Anyway, having done that, we crossed the border, and i sent Yayoi san home first. Mi-chan was late for the SSA Student Peace lecture @ SMU, while i decided to tag along at the last minute. We went to his place so that he could have a change of clothes.

Very seldom, at least for me, you see Japanese people enjoying durians! At his place, we had some of the Malaysian durian, and kept the rest for later that night. 

"Where're my shoes!" exclaimed Mi-chan, as we stepped out of the apartment after consuming the durians.

"It's most probably stolen," i said.

"Takke san's shoes were stolen here as well," said Mi-chan as he scurried about the house looking for his shoes in disbelief.

"There must be a 'dai-fan' stalking you guys," i concluded once Mi-chan gave up the search and started wearing his posh looking leather shoes instead.

"Do they match my outfit?" He asked.

"Yeah, but they definitely don't match the ankle socks. You'll expose too much of your leg hairs!" I replied.

"Anyway, we're late. Let's hurry up!" And off we went to SMU.

Come to think of it, it was the first time i've seen Mi-chan wearing a long sleeve shirt! Way to go Mi-chan!

@SMU

The lecturer, prof. Radhakrishnan, was a very inspiring person. From the bottom of my heart, i could totally sense his drive and passion for non-violence. However, during the initial part of his lecture, i couldn't help but notice his very interesting accent! I was busy controlling my laughter!

Sitting beside me were Mi-chan and You-chan. Listening very 'intently' to the lecture was You-chan as shown in the picture below snapped by Mi-chan...



Apart from listening, he tried to digest what the prof was saying by 'meditating.' 

Guess what, You-chan loves durians too! So later on, during dinner with other Soka University exchange students, Mi-chan and i formed a durian club called 'Durian-kra.' We would hereby like to invite potential members to submit your application! 

To become a full-fledged member, you must fulfill the following criteria:

1) Have eaten a durian before. Love it's smell, aroma and taste, and must not say that they smell like 'garbage.'

2) Pick durians at one of the many forests in Singapore, excluding durian plantations in Malaysia, during the durian season.

So, only 2 pre-requisites are needed! If you complete only one of the following, you'll be admitted into the club as a 'half-member.' It's really that simple, so come and join, sign up today! Don't shy leh...

@ Kazuhiro san's apartment

Mi-chan actually rents a room from Kazuhiro san, so the apartment really belongs to Kazuhiro san. 

After dinner, You-chan, Mi-chan and i decided to head back to Mi-chan's place to enjoy durians, beer and mangosteens. We heard that eating durians and drinking alcohol at the same time could lead to death. But what the hell, we didn't care, at least we'll die happy! 

It was indeed an enjoyable evening. We laughed till, well, the cows almost came home. We had to keep our volume to a minimum though, as the landlord was fast asleep.

While gulping down my favourite Elephant beer, suddenly, there was a creaking sound at the door. I choked on my beer. Was it really the cows? Oh, It was Sayuka-san. She just arrived home from a wonderful karaoke session with her friends. 

"Do you smell garbage?" I asked her. Sayuka-san once commented that durians smelt like garbage, and it really broke my heart.

"Nope," she replied, "i don't smell......AHH!!" She screamed, when she realised what i was talking about.

"Shhhhh!!" the 3 of us went.

"No you didn't!" She said as she entered the house while pinching her nose.

We invited her to join us anyway, and while she totally detested durians, we encouraged her to try the mangosteens. She didn't say much about the taste of mangosteens except that it was sweet.

"Whew!" i remarked. "Good thing you could make friends with the queen of fruits!" i said to much fanfare.

Once Sayuka-san retired to her bedroom, the 3 of us continued our ranting, jokes and laughter. We also decided to have a few more beers.

I've never laughed so hard in my entire life before! I even broke into a sweat from all the laughing! Good exercise i must say. Great for building abs.

The jokes were just constantly flowing non-stop. We even found You-chan a friend who looks alot like him, albeit when their eyes are closed.



Ah well, all good things must come to an end. It was already 2am, and i was drenched in sweat. You-chan and I had to go home. 

You-chan excused himself and went to the loo, while i was laying on the floor, stoning and at the same time, trying to catch my breath.

Then something on the sofa caught my eye. It looked weird. I thought it was the devil! It looked like it had 2 heads! Upon closer inspection, it was Mi-chan. He was also stoning, and dozing off. Poor thing. Having spent more than 24hrs with me is no mean feat. He must be dead tired, that's why he's falling asleep. 

Or is it? Hang on, is he trying to bond with You-chan's friend as well??



"Ok let's go," said You-chan,

"Oyasumi Mi-chan!" I said as You-chan and I exited the apartment.

"See you at Marina Bay tomorrow!" replied Mi-chan.

Yup, Mi-chan and I are also NDP participants. You guys can catch him tonight at Marina Bay and ask for his autograph!

Oh what a night!

To conclude in typical rigid SSA style, here is Sensei's guidance:

"People who come to your aid in a time of personal crisis are people of genuine compassion and courage. More often than not, people will try to act as though nothing is wrong. Others are afraid or refuse to get involved and quietly drift away." 
-Courtesy of http://www.ikedaquotes.org

See you guys later!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

jiayou!!

weixian jiayou for A block ah! alter-j wun be around! u limkopi on ur own le.. but tell A2 to read also. only got A3 readers :(

c u on preview bro. if i can make it alive...

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Za-da-n-ka-i!

Yo peeps!

Care to share what you have learnt in your recent zadankai?

Share leh, dun shy!

We all can learn from each other.

I'm preparing a "lecture" now on "M&D spirit."


Return of the Jedis....



Welcome back! "SUPPLIES!!!"

So how? LTNS sia!

JJ, Lim, beer and 7-UP..

The Jays and Els are at Woodlands now having fun, looking drunk and feeling hunk!

Looking back at all the gay pics, listening to Melee....feeling "geli."

Do you feel a disturbance in the force? That's because GAY is BACK!

Muahahahaha...

Ok...disclaimer...we are not gays...just "gay = happy!"

Jia You for NDP 2008! Must capture audiences' hearts ah!!!

CHEERS!!


Monday, July 21, 2008

noobcake

ah lim and his jap friend are noobcakes.
these two pp force me and my brother to watch red cliff after ndp.
and those two noobcakes slept.
noobcakes.

ymd formation day was a success yay!
and ahlim damn yandao wear until so formal and help out give out all the reading materials.

ahlim, time to hand my yandao title to u already.



alter-jj
(the not so yandao one :( )

Thursday, July 17, 2008

fond memories. lol

Mistake...aiyoh!!

Deh! Alter-J! It's "tumpang," not "lompang!"

tsk tsk tsk...

So sad :-(

Good night :^D

sorry

sorry ah lim! dun angry leh. i know i evil pangseh u today. but u always pangseh me also right?? LOL. okok next time i confirm lompang u k???

anw...ah lim keep the blog lively yar? dun let it die.
alter-j gonna be taking a break...

he gonna look for more inspirations and is also sick..so he gonna take mc before carry on blogging. lol BYE




regards,
jj (the one that lim the kopi)

I feel like reminiscing....

A3!!! Thank you very much for viewing my...no...our gay (gay...as in happy) blog!!

I'm really very touched + "gan dong-ed!"

Thank you for the tag also! We all go out after Saturday's rehearsal ok?

And now for the blog proper....ahem...

Presenting to you...the 5 most sought after pics of the year 2004!!

In Japan, you have H.G. (Hard Gay), S.G. (Soft Gay) and R.G. (Real Gay)..however...not to be out done, Singapore too has her very own "Gay" celebrity. Being the "kiasu" island republic that we are, we have our very own "J."G. (Just Gay). "J" as in Alter "J." Quick, go get his signature before 9th August! Muahahahaha!!!

And here goes...

1) Nice "headscarf?" So act cute sia! Cheese!

2) Gay rockers (except for that guy in the centre, he's normal and hunky without the "C")!!!

3) What's with the fingers?!

4) The look of love...



5) Blatantly "ogling" at other men..goodness!! 

Comments please!

Ok lah...got to go sleep now. Today's training was...well...quite bitter sweet ay? What do you have to say? Commento commento...onegaishimasu!!!

Anyways...for now....Alter-El...OUT!

















Wednesday, July 16, 2008

yawn

yawn.. ask that ah lim question might as well go fly kite better. simple question can become durian picking lesson. nice 1 my fren!

nv da bao durian for me still talk so much rot. for that ill post more disgusting pics of u for viewers to enjoy the obscenery..

ok la. dun feel so shit actually coz kena overwhelmed by flu virus. but feeling very sick now. got sorethroat and sneezing until my brains gonna fly out. maybe i shd pon tmr ndp. how? good idea?

eh tmr got drive not. if got drive lompang la. den maybe i go hahah. gd night. super tired. yawn..



-alter j
(the sick and ke lian(but more yandao) one)


note: song change due to popular demand for michael jackson song to be taken away.
its our ssa flagger song! found it at imeem woo! lol play from 2.30 onwards to jump to our part..

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

What do i do when i eat until feel like puking...

Hmmm...if i eat until i feel like puking....either i force myself to burp, or i puke lor!

Haha...u're trying to ask how to force yourself to 'burp' or 'puke' is it?

A super zai parang, in the hands of a coward also becomes a super lousy parang. 

Trying to open a durian with a parang is also not a good idea...in fact...it's stupid!

So...if you want to open a durian, open it with a short and hard knife. Crack open it's butt first, but before u do that, u must find the 'line' of the durian. That way, when u crack open in the right direction, u can easily rip open the durian.

Durian pudding for thought by Alter-El.

I'm luvin it (self picked durians from ****** forest)! Da da da da da...

eruption

pss ah lim.. wad do u do if ure feeling like shit?
not the ahbeng and ahseng joke la.
u know when u feel like a volcano and den feel like erupting already after keeping too many things inside? like when u eat too much and feel like puking already.
beware alter lim.. dun incur the wrath of alter j.. lol


look out for more special and exclusive posts on the sexay weixian coming soon!



regards,
alter j
(the bottled up and pissed one, and of coz the yandao one)

Monday, July 14, 2008

WooHoo!

Woooaaahhh!!! My first 'jjlkp' post using my new Macbook!

WoooooooHoooooO!!!

Nice pics sia! Never knew i looked so yandao! Muahahahahaha!!!

Alter-J....brace yourself :^D

A3 peeps! Please visit the blog leh...support abit abit lah...at least come see how bad this blog is...like that also quite fun what...

Hoh Say ah!!!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

ah lim's 写真 (part 1)

woah... introducing...the 'international man of mystery'---ah lim! also known as alter-lim, he is a model, actor, and very well renowned in the showbooze industry...


















just look at his pics...























wooh! he's not hot, irresistable, charming, sexy, handsome, yandao, charismatic, smart, smooth, funny, cute, dashing, fat and lame but all of the above! quick girls! get to know him fore its too late!!



















cheese!!



















hmm... yum yum..old chang kee
sounds like him! in certain ways, he does seem old and chunky at times :p




















his gayness is quite contagious sometimes...
























he's lovin' it!





eheheh. alter-lim. i can post pics too. keeping up with technology makes me feel younger! please remember to gimme a nice fat red packet when all the girls come swarming to you!





alter-j
(the caring and helpful one)

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Akan datang...

Akan datang!!!

More gay pics from the past!

We'll also explore present day gay poses of the 'yandao one!'

Stay tuned!

Muahahahahahaha....

Kidding lah...

Friday, July 11, 2008

coming soon...

coming soon... on relack lah!

exclusive footages of training..
exclusive happening pictures and videos..
exclusive michael jackson and beegees performances..
exclusive look at the funkiest costume to date..


stay tuned..
not to be missed!



signing off,
alter-j (the yandao one)

Thursday, July 10, 2008

moving on....

Gay pics of the month...hooooo!!!!!















1)Charlie's Angels!!!


















2) James Bond!!!!!


Bop-bedi-bop-bop--->BOP!!!!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

singapore dreaming

EHH AH LIM! are u that joker who just appear in the office for a few secs to take sth or wad and disappear? LOLROFL hahhaha..funny shit. the movie okay lar. not too bad, quite touching and most imptly is coz u do not appear more than 2 secs hahahaha.. kidding kidding. sia la. credits got ur name summore hahaha..


people catch the movie singapore dreaming at crunchyroll.. it depicts singaporeans vry vry well.. till then..bye!



-JJ is proud that his alter ego is gonna make it big in showbiz sum day!
(the kid is not my son)

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

shifts

eh alter-lim! u are really a trickymartin leh. call me a young old man. grrr. maybe we shd include rickymartin's moves too lol. my god. u can even put videos..looks like i can never keep up with technology the way age is catching up with me :(

ah lim ah. i just realised we seem to blog as if we are doing shift work. i always blog early in the morning and u blog in the afternoon. lame chop. please teach me how to put up pics and vids so that my entries will be more colourful and hip. thanks brudder

Monday, July 7, 2008

More comments please!!

Yoyoyo!

All of you must watch "Talkingcock the Movie" and "Singapore Dreaming" hor!

Must kai xiao more people to read the blog...so can get more comments. Kai xiao to all NDP 2008 parCItipants!

Alter-J...you are a "young old man" Haha...can also upload videos leh...check this out!

Ahh!! Michael Jackon again!!! WWWOOOAAAHHH!!!













Photographed last year!

Peace out and...












Bye...

WAH

WAH weixian. how u put picture one! u steady leh. sibeh IT savvy lor. wah piang.. i think we really got generation gap. ah pek here old liao. wheres beegees? are we gonna include hard gay in our steps now!? oh my...looks like we are gonna be so hot that even guys will fall for us. dun worry weixian. ill intro harder gays to u. wahahhaha...



yours truly
alterego jj

some of the dance moves performed in this year's NDP...



yaHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Here are some of the dance moves from this year's NDP....
Enjoy.....
Participants...practice hard hor!!!

for the sake of entertaining...

Fooo!!!!

Domo!!!! Hard Gay des!!!!

Okay!!!!

Everyday say---> WOOOAAAAAHHH!!!!

So how?

Sunday, July 6, 2008

NE show 1

wah today was ne show one. quite a good show. i think this year we quite zai sia. first ne show only already relax and in a zen state. pro sia. but cannot be complacent ah. when complacent. sanshoshima willattack like nobody business. and that can really be as irritating as weixian showing off his dance moves in front of the master himself-JJ. LOL

gahmen this year very rich. fireworks really free one. hope they dun run out of it by actual day haha. the costume is really crap. its a fusion concept of surgeon and soldier plus a bit of ninja turtle. guys all have to 'dai lu mao' :( by the time we get the boots, the fusion concept will include construction worker also.

speaking of fusion, we the cocksters from block A, tend to fuse our dance steps and flag movements with michael jackson lame moves and even beegees saturday night fever! woah.. if u see us in action, ull be mesmerised and fall head over heels for us woo! haha.. okok starting to say nonsensical stuff. just pay us 10 dollar and we'll entertain u with our fusion flagging actions and hot dance moves. yay!



-jj the yandao

Friday, July 4, 2008

An intro...

Yo Yo Yo!!!!

Limmenie Lim in da house everybody!

Actor, model, international man of mystery....everybody ---> WOOAAHHH!!!!!

That's right. JJ is the alterego of Lim...Lim is the alterego of JJ...

Er...standby....

For the sake of posting...

Everybody sing!

"She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is...."

AAOW!!!

2 bored people.

yes! we are 2 damn bored people with nothing better to do. so.. we are gonna blog here.. like the title... our main objective here is to relack lah! so here, we are gonna put rubbish, crap and any stuff that we encounter so that we and other pp can read and relack. okay. nuff said. just hope that we dun relack until this blog also relack and died. a relack song for u guys but most prob will be replaced by some michael jackson song by wx that cockster.. see ya!


-jj