Thursday, August 28, 2008

Waking up on the wrong side of bed...

It was a lonely night. The weather was cold, and my room was stuffy. 

Why am i still thinking about this person? What shall i do tomorrow?  Thoughts like that were zooming in and out of my mind like bullet trains plowing through the east-west line.

Lying on my tatami mat, i slowly fell asleep, not knowing that i have been sucked into the twilight zone.

The next day, well 3 days later actually, when i awoke, i couldn't recognise the area around me. 

"Where am i?" i thought. 

Yup, it was an alien place alright. I woke up to an Earthrise on the surface of the moon!



"Woah! It was like taking the Shinkansen to the surface of the moon!" I exclaimed.
 
Well naturally, since i was already on the moon, i bought a property and settled down there.

It was just a normal 1 room moonshack with the most basic of amenities. It even comes complete with books on bookshelves that face the toilet, plus a complimentary moon clock. Great value for money!

As i was going to freshen myself up, my face felt weird. I didn't feel like myself. Even my mojo felt funny!

"Whatever man, just go brush your teeth," i said to myself.

When i looked into the mirror, holy crapamony! I've turned into a Martian! This is crazy!



Arghhh!!!

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